Can you legally wipe your car's windshield with used underwear in San Francisco, California, USA?

Is it illegal to flirt with the guards at the Buckingham Palace in London, England?

Can you be arrested for having sex in an ambulance?

These are just a few subjects that are regulated by local laws. It is up to you to guess which
ones are real laws and which ones are fakes! Take on the challenge that tests your Sex Law IQ and is EXTREMELY entertaining.

Christmas is here! And this app will bring you good cheer!

Do you know how during this time of the year you like to spend time with your family and loved ones, sharing stories, jokes and good memories? What if you could be the center of attention at any gathering by telling the funniest Christmas jokes? Also, what if at any time you’re not in a good holiday mood, you could pull out an app from your pocket that will make you laugh and feel happy?  “Christmas Jokes: Family Edition” is an app that will make that possible. It only contains the funniest of Christmas jokes, most of which you will not be embarrassed to tell in front of anyone, even children. For example:

Do you know how during this time of the year you like to spend time with your family and loved ones, sharing stories, jokes and good memories? Well, FORGET IT with the jokes from this app! Unless you gather in a company of mature people that are not easily offended, you will have to keep giggling when you think about jokes that you read in “Sex Jokes: Christmas Edition” and not be able to share what is so funny with anybody else. Indeed, some of the jokes are offensive, some of them are crude, but most of them are DARN FUNNY!

For example, one of the least offensive jokes is:

Today, we reveal another mind game described in the Mind Games section of the iSeducer app:
 
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Title:
The "Comparator"

Her mind game:
Let’s say her best friend’s name is Jenny. She constantly says things like “Jenny's boyfriend does all kinds of things for her. He treats her fantastically, buys her gifts, takes her to expensive restaurants…And you never do as much for me”.

Her goal:
To make you feel guilty and manipulate you into doing thing for her that you don’t want to do.

Today, we reveal one of the games described in the Mind Games section of the iSeducer application:

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Title:
The “Flake”

Her mind game:
She sets up a time to meet you, but then cancels last minute or doesn’t show up and doesn’t call to apologize for not being there.

Her goal:
To make you feel like you’re unimportant in her eyes to make you chase her more.

Dear friend,
 

Are you a Seducer? Can you, beyond the shadow of a doubt, say that when you see a gorgeous woman, you know the exact steps you need to take in order to meet, attract and, eventually, seduce her? For example, you sit down to have a drink at a coffee shop and suddenly a beautiful woman sits right next to you. As she sits down, holding a magazine in her hand, she doesn’t pay any attention to you. You start feeling your heart beating faster and faster. You keep thinking: “Oh my God, I want to talk to her, but what do I say? What do I say, so that the whole coffee shop doesn’t start laughing at me?” While you are thinking this, she stands up and walks out. You blew it again. For hours after, you keep kicking yourself thinking that you should have said something, but it’s too late. What if I told you that you never have to be that guy again?

Hello and welcome to the newly redesigned website of Tectonic Development Inc. On this site you will find information about our products, some cool extras and, also, general news relating to one of the coolest devices ever invented – the iPhone!

Here, at Tectonic Development, our main goal is to create products relevant to your needs and desires. Therefore, if you’re kind enough, we would appreciate any feedback about the website, suggestions about our existing applications or ideas for applications that you would like to see on the iPhone. It is easy to contact us! You do not even have to open up your email application! Just click on the link at the top of the page, fill out the web-based form and click Submit! It is that easy!

Again, we would like to thank you for visiting our website and sincerely hope that you enjoy using our iPhone applications!

Sincerely,

Tectonic Development team